Olive Porter
Olive Porter
- Everything disrespectfulFollowing the announcement of Prince Philip’s death on Friday, absolutely everything anyone has done has been disrespectful.
- Freezer dumped in a lay-by either fly tipping or new Line Of Duty subplotNobody is sure whether a fridge-freezer that has appeared by a busy A-road has been fly-tipped of it it's an unpleasant new Line of Duty subplot.
- ‘Do we get a day off work for it though?’ asks nationMillions of grieving Britons have awoken today still mourning the shit out of the death of Prince Philip and asking, 'do we get any time off work though?'.
- British people mourning like absolute f*ckA day on from the tragic news about the death of Prince Philip and the British people are all mourning like absolute fuck.
- Meghan Markle claims Prince Philip had a small private burial three days agoMeghan Markle has shocked royal watchers across the world, after telling her good friend Oprah that Prince Philip was actually buried in a small private burial three days ago.
