Olive Porter
Olive Porter
- Steampunk conspiracy theorist wears tinfoil top hatLocal conspiracy theorist Captain-Lord Simon ffortesque Williams III prevents the powers that rule this world from taking over his mind with a tinfoil top hat, he has revealed.
- Man living in Stalinist Russia can’t believe future generations will be subject to the tyranny of facemasksA man living in Stalinist Russia has found it difficult to believe that one day in the future, people will be made to wear small bits of cloth across their face when they pop to the shops.
- Heroic anti-masker to demonstrate formidable bravery not seen since the Blitz by refusing to wear a mask in TescoModern-day Churchill and brave freedom fighter Simon Williams has today channelled the Blitz spirit of his forefathers to announce he will complete his weekly supermarket shop without wearing a mask.
- Scientists urged to seek advice on new Covid strain from bloke off TwitterAfter the announcement that a new strain of coronavirus has emerged, there have been calls for scientists to urgently seek advice from some bloke off Twitter.
- Boris Johnson responds to French criticism about Twitter diplomacy with Tik Tok diss videoAfter the French govt’s cancellation of a meeting with Priti Patel over Downing Street's decision to issue smug demands in a Twitter post, Boris Johnson has responded with a 25-second video of him slandering Macron’s mother and warning him to stay out of West London.
