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Steven Andrews SJPP Client Day
Steven Andrews SJPP Client Day
- British people mourning like absolute f*ckA day on from the tragic news about the death of Prince Philip and the British people are all mourning like absolute fuck.
- Meghan Markle claims Prince Philip had a small private burial three days agoMeghan Markle has shocked royal watchers across the world, after telling her good friend Oprah that Prince Philip was actually buried in a small private burial three days ago.
- DMX and Prince Philip make awkward small talk at pearly gatesPrince Philip and DMX are attempting to make polite small talk on the way into heaven.
- Woman worried she might be ‘cursed’ after predicting likely death of 99-year-old man in ill-healthA 42-year-old Basingstoke woman is being hailed as a modern-day Cassandra after she predicted the death of a 99-year-old man who was in ill-health and has been in and out of hospital for the best part of three months.
- Man who typically sneers at ‘snowflakes’ demands you stop making Prince Philip jokesA man who usually moans that 'you can't joke about anything these days' is begging you to stop making a joke he personally doesn't like.
