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Steven Andrews SJPP Client Day
Steven Andrews SJPP Client Day
- Man spotted with 24 burgers insists its for a small family BBQ, on MondayA man spotted buying 24 burgers, 2 trays of chicken, 18 pork chops, 20 lamb skewers and 3 bags of charcoal is insisting today that he was just buying a few provisions for a small intimate barbecue for immediate family only, on Monday, when the ban on such gatherings is lifted.
- Zippy, Bungle and George to have piss-up with Rod, Jane and Freddy as groups of six allowed to meetGatherings of six people will be allowed next week so the occupants of the Rainbow household are planning to invite a few of their musician mates around and get absolutely leathered.
- Boris Johnson bans political subjects from Prime Minister’s QuestionsThe Prime Minister is banning politics from PMQs in order to prevent ‘unfair’ lines of questioning.
- Epidemiologists to tell plumbers and taxi drivers how to do their jobs for a changeVirologists and Epidemiologists have begun telling builders, crystal therapists and newspaper columnists that they're idiots who haven't a clue how to do their jobs, according to reports today.
- US police pledge to redress balance by killing more innocent white peopleUS police are to make a concerted effort to reduce the proportion of innocent black people killed in police incidents by increasing the number of innocent white people they kill.
