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Steven Andrews SJPP Client Day
Steven Andrews SJPP Client Day
- Students allowed to leave halls if they can get past Wolf, Hunter and AceUniversity Students will be allowed to leave their halls of residence... provided they can get past the Gladiators.
- ‘It’s six inside, four outside, three in a pub, two in a garden, and five in a shop, or something’ clarifies BorisBoris Johnson has today clarified the government's ever-changing position surrounding coronavirus restrictions by confirming this afternoon, once and for all that it is six inside, 4 outside, 3 in a pub 2 in a garden and 5 in a shop, or something along those lines anyway.
- Elderly perverts prepare for dick-measuring contestTwo old perves are set to go at it tonight- but not in the way they might like.
- Donald Trump fires accountant for letting him pay some taxPresident Trump has fired his accountant for not reducing his tax liability to zero.
- Local lockdowns to be enforced with giant, floating white balloonsWith more and more of the country subject to local lockdown restrictions the government is deploying spherical, bubble-like ‘Rovers’ to ensure nobody leaves their towns and villages.
