A man who has loudly described his opposition to a ban on advertising junk food, is really just worried he might forget about some of the things he likes.
Rebekah Vardy has admitted to defecating on Johnny Depp’s bedsheets it has been revealed today. With the libel trial continuing between Rebekah Vardy and Amber Heard, or something, a dramatic turn of events earlier saw a confused Vardy actually admit to shitting on the bedsheets of rival Johhny Depp. Outside the court reporter Simon Williams […]
Boris Johnson, Prime Minister and criminal, has recalled the harrowing moment when several EU delegates pointed a gun to his head to make him sign the Northern Ireland Protocol.
The government has vowed to help working parents to take on more hours at work it is revealed today by increasing the number of hours in a day to thirty from next week.